Windows are truly a bird’s worst enemy! It reminds me of that famous owl who escaped the Bronx zoo, Flaco, who was thriving even though his species wasn’t from the Northeast. But sadly, a window ended his amazing story.
Willie the morbidly obese lab here, I thoroughly enjoyed this one, although I was hoping the birds would end up being Bald Eagles with the with windows acting as a metaphor for Capitalism.
Hey Willie! It's never too late for a lifestyle adjustment to shed some of that excess poundage! Thanks for the note. We love capitalism here at Substack. Without it, we'd have to go outside, use our imagination, and get pleasure and enjoyment from talking and interacting with one another, and you and I both know that would be a DISASTER. I have a dog (shoutout to Samantha), and I have to admit, I envy her existence. Girl just sits in the shade, eats, scratches, and goes to the bathroom.
I figured Kip blew his fucking brains out! But I actually did like the ending. I feel in the end WE (the readers) are the lucky ones!
I couldn't agree more!
I created a whole substack account and had to filter through my spam emails to get this comment out, worth it!
So worth it.
Love it
Windows are truly a bird’s worst enemy! It reminds me of that famous owl who escaped the Bronx zoo, Flaco, who was thriving even though his species wasn’t from the Northeast. But sadly, a window ended his amazing story.
I was reminded of this as well! Poor Flaco
I wasn’t sure where this one was going. Didn’t see it coming… ewww! Loved it!
Willie the morbidly obese lab here, I thoroughly enjoyed this one, although I was hoping the birds would end up being Bald Eagles with the with windows acting as a metaphor for Capitalism.
Hey Willie! It's never too late for a lifestyle adjustment to shed some of that excess poundage! Thanks for the note. We love capitalism here at Substack. Without it, we'd have to go outside, use our imagination, and get pleasure and enjoyment from talking and interacting with one another, and you and I both know that would be a DISASTER. I have a dog (shoutout to Samantha), and I have to admit, I envy her existence. Girl just sits in the shade, eats, scratches, and goes to the bathroom.